No. 44

Prompt:Any, Any, They wake up one morning only able to talk in TV catchphrases.
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John knew something was wrong when he woke up and rolled over, kissed Rodney on the bare shoulder and went to ask how he slept and what came out instead was, "What's up, Doc?"

Rodney blinked at him and murmured a bleary, "How you doin'?" like he was in an episode of Friends.

It wasn't just them, though. Zelenka was, glumly, dedicated to the cause of Wabbit season.

Lorne couldn't even talk. He'd open his mouth and that weird donk-donk sound from Law & Order came out.

Everyone was reduced to writing notes, and suddenly those college dorm whiteboards that had come on the most recent delivery from the Daedalus didn't seem so stupid.

Ronon and Teyla were baffled, because neither of them even knew Earth TV shows (although Ronon was pretty gleeful about saying You're fired!).

And Teyla could only say, "Indeed," which made no sense. Sure, it was legendary among the expedition members who'd done time at the SGC under The Mountain that it was Teal'c's go-to word, but no one knew what TV show her rendition hailed from, especially since she intoned it just like Teal'c did.