Dimestore Plot Bunnies

So it's been over a year since anyone posted here, which I think is a pretty terrible shame. I have loads of terrible dime store romance novel plot bunnies floating around in my pathetic brain, and I think some of them need to happen.

And they're going to happen here.

Chances are I won't finish very many of them, but them's the breaks, I guess. Besides, who knows what weirdness will emerge. If someone likes something I abandon, please, feel free to step up and take over. I'm down with that.

So...let the bunnies commence!